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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
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All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have...
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It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of...
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It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist...
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Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
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At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical...
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The world is content with setting right the surface of things.
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...