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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as, to a certain point, they may...
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Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward...
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
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History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they...
Quote #15415
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...