Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #12916
Learn to obey before you command.
Quote #1225
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #13477
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
Quote #29995
What should move us to action is human dignity the inalienable dignity of the...
Quote #16578
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
Quote #26046
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #34439
Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know...