Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #22891
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Quote #10000
What we think about, expands.
Quote #15927
The confidence which we have in ourselves gives birth to much of that which...
Quote #745
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
Quote #1585
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is...
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #26288
To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the...