Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #11872
Some men are born posthumously.
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #34357
Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one’s chosen form.
Quote #17545
There are moments when everything goes well don’t be frightened, it won’t last.
Quote #33009
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
Quote #17756
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else...