Quote #23338
How do you tell a communist Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin....
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It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have...
Quote #31853
There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Quote #21444
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Quote #12749
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #25899
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
Quote #6884
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #31940
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.