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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken...
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Success without honor is an unseasoned dish it will satisfy your hunger, but it...
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A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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‘We must do something’ is the unanimous refrain. ‘You begin’ is the deadening refrain.
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We are all connected to everyone and everything in the universe. Therefore, everything one...
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The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
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She was a phantom of delight When first she gleam’d upon my sight A...
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All things are possible until they are proved impossible-even the impossible may only be...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.