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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
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I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is...
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The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
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If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we...
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Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.