Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #3643
I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it.
Quote #1488
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Quote #1258
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #6255
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #17647
Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
Quote #22895
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.