Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #1580
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than...
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #34509
Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from...
Quote #947
When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I...
Quote #11974
Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all...
Quote #2494
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Quote #5271
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.