Quote #31139
Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken...
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #34275
Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
Quote #27457
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the hearts of all hearts of all...
Quote #19211
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Quote #3612
After all, he thought he was God.
Quote #3782
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...
Quote #32689
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.