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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...
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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Quote #21681
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
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By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in...
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The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
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What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet...
Quote #1909
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.