Quote #22144
Difficulties are things that show what men are.
Quote #27851
We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #31387
I see Christ’s love is so kingly, that it will not abide a marrow...
Quote #34237
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #21723
Chase after truth like hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch...
Quote #23825
Nothing is stronger than habit.
Quote #34120
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
Quote #2379
Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.