Quote #3774
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #3891
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #21837
The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe...
Quote #7212
Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest...
Quote #17793
His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a...
Quote #24256
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
Quote #29546
The past is the tomorrow that got away.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.