Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #18617
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Quote #31053
Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #12316
My main hope for myself is to be where I am.
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #19040
It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you...
Quote #2101
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...