Quote #28342
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #13609
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #2714
All general statements are false.
Quote #10121
A pleasure is not full grown until it is remembered.
Quote #10294
A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities...
Quote #22904
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Quote #4480
Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in...
Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.