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No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on...
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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In activity we must find our joy as well as glory; and labor, like...
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The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,… A man might divorce his wife, or...
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Fall down seven times, get up eight.
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A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...
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There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
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The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.