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Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
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I am prejudiced in favor of him who, without impudence, can ask boldly. He...
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no...
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Nobody picks on a strong man.
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Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in...
Quote #29743
You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...