Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #865
Rem tene, verba sequntur (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)
Quote #907
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #31209
What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible.
Quote #10686
For though I do not ask for aid, we need it.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #6446
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Quote #10937
When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you...
Quote #5256
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real...