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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
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A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make...
Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
Quote #26856
You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Quote #24845
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself.