Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #28558
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord...
Quote #22982
Don’t one of you fire until you see the whites of their eyes.N.B. A...
Quote #22892
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies...
Quote #1604
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
Quote #20515
It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
Quote #14640
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to...
Quote #13038
I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the...