Quote #26469
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #12112
Pain is a very precious gift. Do not waste it.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #15328
Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.
Quote #12459
You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him.
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #24144
Our defense is not in our armaments, nor in science, nor in going underground....
Quote #29148
The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...
Quote #23798
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
Quote #23300
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...