Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #30587
Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
Quote #23872
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #16871
Character is what can do without success.
Quote #20949
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices Make instruments to plague us.
Quote #16320
I think there is a choice possible to us at any moment, as long...
Quote #27640
Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
Quote #10985
We are always in our own company.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #33448
Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...