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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that...
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Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
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If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...
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I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
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I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed...
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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #6315
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.