Quote #30747
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #21355
There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #24394
The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention.
Quote #23690
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
Quote #22874
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must...
Quote #22496
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #14688
Where ambition ends happiness begins.