Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #9920
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Quote #29036
If you don’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.
Quote #27386
A theory has only the alternative of being wrong. A model has a third...
Quote #8268
There is a homely old adage which runs: “Speak softly and carry a big...
Quote #20002
Wealth may be an ancient thing, for it means power, it means leisure, it...
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #27352
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big...
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.