Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #11639
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #26936
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
Quote #15
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #18335
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #25428
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #11984
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
Quote #3185
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
Quote #17603
The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win....