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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to...
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.