Quote #33190
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #22895
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #10340
It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry...
Quote #11689
I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would...
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #13611
Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,...
Quote #26867
And that’s the way it is.
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.