Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #26789
Every act of dishonesty has at least two victims the one we think of...
Quote #27950
God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
Quote #6935
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #23722
Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be...
Quote #17449
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
Quote #17223
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.