Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #4961
The rest is silence.
Quote #18126
Men are but children of a larger growth, Our appetites as apt to change...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #757
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #3391
As if you could TELL time without injuring eternity.
Quote #3890
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Quote #14536
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.