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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
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Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
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Revolutions are the locomotives of history.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
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Biology has at least 50 more interesting years.
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Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we...
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Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The cruelest lies are often told in silence.