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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
Quote #20984
Excellent wretch Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee and when I...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #7548
Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to...
Quote #13813
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
Quote #2570
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Quote #25272
Life is too long not to be happy.
Quote #893
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
Quote #6694
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.