Quote #23008
There’s nothing I’m afraid of like scared people.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #22724
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #4413
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is...
Quote #4208
He who knows does not speak.He who speaks does not know.
Quote #28025
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #21174
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of...
Quote #22170
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe...