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Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
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When an idea is wanting, a word can always be found to take its...
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It doesn’t require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate...
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The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7389
Custom is the great guide of human life.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he...
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The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance;...
Quote #34661
Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.