Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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The real power behind whatever success I have now was something I found within...
Quote #6283
A mind too active is no mind at all.
Quote #5216
It is what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Quote #1161
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I...
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
Quote #13982
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
Quote #27373
Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
Quote #15452
Love is an alliance of friendship and animalism; if the former predominates it is...