Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #23781
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Quote #19344
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #16766
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch...
Quote #16438
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
Quote #14718
The artist is the confidant of nature, flowers carry on dialogues with him through...
Quote #30300
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
Quote #23611
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.