Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #2980
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #4149
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #25668
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Quote #3106
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #5754
To manage a system effectively, you might focus on the interactions of the parts...