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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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What do you do with a lifetime of work? Face it in the morning.
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Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
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Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world...
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.
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All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was...