Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #32435
Don’t be with someone you can live with be with someone you can’t live...
Quote #33980
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #24798
Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness.
Quote #2193
Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...
Quote #18495
Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records...
Quote #28708
Celebrations are the juice of life.
Quote #8302
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #22777
One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary...