Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #8871
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Quote #5067
Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is...
Quote #29436
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
Quote #20508
Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there...
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Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #1902
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
Quote #27795
No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right...
Quote #473
Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...