Quote #7875
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #26278
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
Quote #3632
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...
Quote #33939
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #321
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #34890
I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Quote #3516
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.