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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
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I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is...
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Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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The soul goes round upon a wheel of stars and all things return….Good and...
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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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Great ideas originate in the muscles.
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A little and a little, collected together, become a great deal; the heap in...
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A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...