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The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
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I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let...
Quote #4955
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #12536
I always have a quotation for everything, it saves original thinking.
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...