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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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God has always been hard on the poor.
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Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor...
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The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one...
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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No more tears now; I will think about revenge.
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The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader,...