Quote #8132
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #26606
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to...
Quote #696
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Quote #10951
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #18149
‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #29785
We don’t love qualities, we love persons sometimes by reason of their defects as...
Quote #32659
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to...