Quote #2323
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
Quote #18437
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new...
Quote #29190
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Quote #5019
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #18649
Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)
Quote #4528
A snake lurks in the grass.
Quote #15749
We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too...
Quote #31755
What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine what is most beautiful...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.