Quote #21311
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #32124
But those rare souls whose spirit gets magically into the hearts of men, leave...
Quote #2286
Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #5667
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #22369
The artist needs no religion beyond his work.
Quote #17029
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
Quote #12659
If you overpower your enemy, then pardon him by way of thankfulness to Allah,...