Quote #5172
Unless I accept my faults, I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #14762
That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight...
Quote #506
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Quote #34190
Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...
Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #23733
When will the public cease to insult the teacher’s calling with empty flattery When...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #18448
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...