Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #16755
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
Quote #9618
What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and yet...
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #14091
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #4086
First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously.
Quote #4395
Friends have all things in common.
Quote #19905
The soul is that which denies the body. For example, that which refuses to...
Quote #20740
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.